kompute
a noun defining superior intellect with comedic grandeur. kompute’s are often facetious, in the right way, honest, and great friends. don’t try to bullsh@t a kompute as they have seen and heard it already. also, usually into fashion whether voyeur or modelic is anyones call.
that albert einstein was a real kompute.
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