Kong

a slang word for the word p-n-s. mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn’t know what you’re talking about. see; p-n-s, dong, c-ck, p-n-s, w-ng
i have a huge 17 inch kong.
a movement in the art of parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. you should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. when clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. if performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.
“i just did a speed vault over that wall there.”
“really? i would have used a kong.”
latin – bucatat yukfa

1. n. – a harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged – performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. – another name for a p-n-s (usually very large)

4. n. – an extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. harry, b-mpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. usually found growing on tropical islands. a good source of natural steroids.
1.> person – “that dude is the king of kongs!”

2.> (a) lady – “that -sshole is konging every woman he can.”
(b) lady – “d-mn girl! you got konged!”

3.> lady – “he had a kong! it was amazing!”

4.> the stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.
a really bad area.
this place reminds me of the kongs
a gargantually huge beeing
hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.
a very beastly person
he be too kong
1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman
you look like a kong today