konk
short for knock out ! (british slang)
f-ckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at tsg just don’t know how to spell) for the word conk. it refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
we found this one in the fbi file of jack lord, the late star of hawaii five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. — from the smoking gun archive.
the mixture of feces and sweat between the r-ct-m and the scr-t-m. often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
i took a nice p–p this morning. however, i wasn’t able to wipe away all of my feces. i still have some konk left. hopefully a shower will do the trick.
does konk smell bad too?
to konk
or
be konked.
being hit on the head by something or someone.
or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack – “sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head”
a word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.
why the konk did you just smash my new riff raff cd man?
a concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say “he just got konked” or “konks on the table”
“he just got konked” or “konks on the table” “what a konk” “what a konky”
a korean. also known as a spoon-face or shovel-head.
derived from the j-panese word “kankokujin” (pr-nounced kahn-koe-koo-jin) , meaning “korean”. typically used as an insulting slur to reffer to a korean person. unlike other racial slurs like “n-gg-r”, koreans are for the most part unaware of the meaning of this word and will thus not take offense when it is mentioned in front of them.
korean: -yells something in korean at john, then turns to his korean friends and bursts out laughing-
john: “sorry, me no speaky spoon-face you lousy konk.”
korean: -walks away unoffended and unpreturbed-
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