Konner


the most perfect, wonderful boyfriend in the world. he always knows how to make his girl happy, and would never do anything to cause her to feel otherwise. his kisses make her want to melt, and being in his arms makes her so happy she could cry. life would not be the same without him.
how could anyone live without a konner?
most likely the coolest person who you’ll ever meet. usually plays the drums or guitar, or both. he makes everyone smile and has amazing hair. every girl secretly wants him. 😉 but only one girl has him and she is the luckiest girl in the whole world! he is the most amazing person in history ever!
i wish i had one of those konners
a beautiful, wonerful, nice, funny, smart girl. very rare to find. naturally good hearted. cares about people.
wow, i think she is actually a konner.
someone who lives off emotional pain. also konnor, connor, and conner.
“that guy stole my girlfriend, but then rejected her. she was in tears all day, and all he did was smirk at her, he’s such a konner!”
a male is funny, intelligent, happy, outgoing, cute, popular and gets along with everyone in school/work place.
that boy is such a konner.
a small, gay little boy who is too stupid to spell his name with a “c” or “o”. he whines, cries, and is often out of control. he goes out if his way to irritate everyone around him. no matter what age he turns he will always look 7. he also wears diapers well into his teenage years. he is most likely just a walking abortion. overall he is just here to make everyone’s lives a little bit harder.
dude take your hand out of that hobo’s pants, you’re being a konner.
who spells their name with a k?! also known as a tool, queer, f-ggot, and other things. to complete the package he has pierced ears and is semi retarted. but hey he is third string qb, so it doesn’t matter.
konner

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