Konnie
an insanely hot chick, with a great rack, tight -ss, and profound love for c-ck (who just happens to be at her s-xual peak). the only thing konnie has in common with connie is the last 5 letters of her name. konnie is far more valued than connie, and should be treated as such.
sam: i like my starbucks like i like my konnies.
dave: really? hows that?
sam: painfully hot and 100x more valuable than the sh-t they sell texaco.
a ghetto girl, her parents thought that konnie with a k was cool but they failed to realize that theres a show called connie the cow and that changing the “c” to a “k” would make her uber miserable. good job mom and dad.
“hey umm dude, you spelled my name wrong, it’s with a konnie with a k”
“what? why?”
“i’ve been asking my parents the same question my whole life”
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