Kony-Speed
the speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the kony 2012 video as a basis.
“that announcement of anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times kony-speed”
“the home movie of you and your friend singing spice girls in your bas-m-nt is at -200 kony-speed”
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