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• Failias

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• false boner

  getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed. person 1:kevin dude we won the contest!! person 2:no way dude thats awesome! person 1:ohh wait never mind, thats not us. person 2:ahhh dude you just gave me a false b-n-r.

• fanny dumplings

  dirty unwashed f-nny full of sp-nk f-nny dumplings is a girl who has a dirty f-nny and hasnt washed after having s-x and has dried lumps of sp-nk tangled in her p-b-s

• farmer hankey

  the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected. man is that gross! he just farmer hankey’ed and it’s all over the ground!

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