Koohyar
the name of a barely endowed iranian boy. who pulls the b-tches, they then find out how small his p-n-s is and never get with him ever again. he therefore has to turn to never getting anywhere and only performing s-xual services for the girl.
matt “did you see koohyar pull that girl last night?”
dom “yea but once she saw it she said she never wanted to get with him ever again.”
matt “shame, dude. shame”
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