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• kooktalk

  the language and greetings used by kooks when they meet, most frequently observed by non-kooks in beach carparks. kook 1: “hey mate, what’s it like?” kook 2: “man, there’s some gnarly pounders breaking out there.” non-kook: (at another non-kook) “that’s some kooktalk right there, i haven’t the foggiest what that means.”

• me suda la polla

  from spain. translated literally it means, “it makes my d-ck sweat.” it is a term used to say, “i couldn’t care less if i tried.” dude 1: “you just spilled bong water all over the carpet, and your mom’s on her way.” dude 2: “me suda la polla, guey.”

• metro-muscles

  the specific muscles you grow from the habitual use of the subway. edward:wow your legs look so much bigger johnny. have you been working out? johnny: no, i’ve just been standing for two hours a day on the bus. thanks!! edward: d-mn, strong metro-muscles (noh-m-)

• Metallica Jr.

  also known as g-dsmack, a post-grunge alternative metal band known for ripping off metallica. vocalist sully erna sings as if doing a bad james hetfield impression and steals song names and ideas from metallica alb-ms. g-dsmack’s newest alb-m contains two songs with identical t-tles as metallica tracks, “bleeding me” (from load) and “temptation” (a st. […]

• mexercising

  the act of performing cardiovascular exercise while also heiling from mexican decent. events include but are not limited to: running, climbing, jumping and swimming. mexercising and skipping school will definately get t-to a job at the home depot.

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