kool-aid man
when you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell “oh yeaaaah” in proper low voice kool-aid man style.
girl: did the condom break?
you: ohhhh yeeeaaaah
i think she’s pregnant, i kool-aid manned her last night
a gl-ss of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people’s homes while they are minding their own business
the b-tch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying “oh yeah!”. oh and he wears tights.
f-ck drinking out of him, if that was me i’d be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. he’s gonna beat me with a belt, he’s not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. yeah, coming through the wall is real f-ckin cool. using the front door is cool don’t touch me you drink. don’t touch me you giant beverage. you are sweating or condensating, i will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you’re very top-heavy. you gl-ss b-tch.
-dane cook
a crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
“oh yeah”(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
crash!! “oh yeah”
me: dude! my f-cking roof!!
a jug of kool-aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly “oh yeah!”
judge: peter griffen, i’m sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
lois: oh no!
brian: oh no!
chris: oh no!
meg: oh no!
kool-aid man: oh yeah!
a horrible man who busts into homes and attacks small children, yet is never punished. known by the phrase “oh yeah!”
kool aid man: oh yeah!
a walking,talking gl-ss of juice.
kids:we want kool-aid!
kool-aid man:oh yeah!
the biggest b-tch ever
ryan: that kool-aid man is a b-tch
nick: yeah i know he broke my wall yesterday and i wasn’t f-ckin thirsty
ryan: lol u suck
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