kooshnaq


1. the act of being owned.
2. someone or something that is constantly in a state of being owned.
3. a derogatory term that is generally considered to be an acceptable “diss” in society.
example for definition 1:
joe: “mike, your mom is so fat she has here own zip code!”
bob: “oh snap, you just got kooshnaqed!”

example for definition 2:
john: “i’ve failed ever test and cl-ss this year, and i’ve been beaten up after school everyday since kindergarten.”
tom: “dude, you really are a kooshnaq.”

example for definition 3:
hank: “let’s have a dissing battle!”
theodore: “ok, i’ll go first. you’re a kooshnaq!”
hank: “oh man, you took the best diss on the first turn, thats against the rules.”
someone who gets completely owned or pwned on a regular basis. someone who’s clumsy, weak, pathetic, or just sucky at fps games.
d-mn son, you fell off your bike on the way to school, fell down the stairs between cl-sses, got beaten up after school and then got pwned on counterstrike. you are a true kooshnaq.

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