Korean Boy Wasted
korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. when this drunk, even snooki would say “you’re too drunk”, though she’ll likely smoosh you anyway. be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of b-tter, a burt reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous -ssortment of items came to be in your possession.
taylor: i’m getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
mike: eh, that sounds okay but i’d rather get korean boy wasted. n-body goes harder than they do. when they get hungover they’re not just ill, they’re kim jong-il.
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