kosher-halal
when something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. so much so, that both jews and muslims agree on the validity. in another way, it is so good that palestinians and israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.
“that b-tch’s -rs- is sweet”
“yeah she is totally kosher-halal”
israeli soldier: “i’ve got god on my side and i will shoot you.”
freedom fighter: “no way i have god on my side and i will blow you the f-ck up”
hot adolescent tourist girl walks past…
israeli soldier: “i would so totally hit that jail-bail”
freedom fighter: “kosher-halal, my israeli friend! who wouldn’t?”
its all good. everything is fine and ok, or even better than ok.
its all kosher halal
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