kosher sex
s-x performed according to jewish orthodox religous laws. popularized by shmuly boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric s-x.
when you are having s-xual intercourse with a kosher(jewish) lady, you have to put your “meat” into one hole, and your “milk” in the other hole.
– you just screwed my whole thing up, man. this girl is kosher! that means i got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
– whaaat?
– kosher s-x, bro!
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