Koufaxing
when a jew avoids an important obligation on sat-rday because it is the sabbath. he or she is “pulling a koufax”.
-making reference to the great jewish baseball pitcher sandy koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.
david: i can not play golf this sat-rday.
larry: why can’t you play golf on sat-rday?
david: its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.
larry: so you are koufaxing me?
david: i have to respect the sabbath!
larry: koufaxer…
when a very good or best player on a team doesn’t partic-p-te in a game due to restrictions put on him by judaism.
first heard on season 8 episode 3 “palestinian chicken” curb your enthusiasm.
examples: yom kippur, shabbat, etc
also: see “kreiting”
josh hamilton: are you seriously not playing tomorrow?
ian kinsler: can’t, i’m koufaxing it because of the high holiday.
tyreke evans: your kofuaxing it tomorrow for shabbat?
omri c-ssri: yep, friday night…cant play. unless you convince my rabbi to let me.
tyreke evans: nah, youre not that good.
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