Krakatoa


1) when you boutta c-m and bae lets you.

2) when your teammate lets you jump on his head to spray your p-90 and cop that ace.
me “i’m bouta c-m.”
her “yes”
me “krakatoa!”
1. a now desolate, non-existent volcanic island along indonesia. its last eruption occurred august 2x, 1883. it killed 35,000+ people, and was literally felt throughout the entire world.

2. a metaphor for raising h-ll, beating copious amounts of -ss, and causing chaos in general.
1. krakatoa eruption nevar forget

2. (whenever we hear this theme throughout the picture, we’ll quickly learn what accompanies it is the bride goin’ krakatoa all over whoever’s -ss happens to be in front of her at that moment.)
a bowl movement so robust it breaks the surface of the water, like a volcanic island. named for the volcano whose 1883 eruption was the loudest sound in recorded history, heard 100 miles away, and whose ash cloud was seen around the world.
i just made a krakatoa!
when a person’s open-toed shoes are too small, forcing their toes to hang over the front of the shoe, like talons.
her size 9 little smokies stuffed into those 7s is giving her some wicked krakatoa.
a s-xual fetish where the male does the female -n-lly while she sh-ts on his d-ck. then, the male removes his d-ck, wipes the sh-t around the -sshole, and then c-ms in her -ss. the female then farts out the c-m, looking like a volcano :p
james: dude, let’s make a krakatoa!
alex: dude, i don’t think my -sshole can handle that kind of sh-t!
james: don’t worry about it, it’ll be fun 🙂
alex: alright, fine. but only if i can be on the recieving end :d
annoying people who mostly behave like -ssholes. the word derived from some east-european countries where “krack atoss” means behaving like an -sshole/jerk/idiot.
what is wrong with paul? he is krakato-ssing since he lost his job last week.
an exclamation used by nerds/ losers when they pwn and/or own another player in a video game. preferably world of warcraft or the halo sagas.
yeah krakatoa motha f-cka!!!

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