krakow


the most beautiful city in poland. also, the former capitol of poland. it was the year’s 2000 – millennium town of culture and it has great restaurants, castles, bars, pubs, clubs, sights, etc… big plus is that this city is located in poland, what provides tourists with polish girls – yes, they are that hot!
– where are we going for spring break this year? cancun?
– man, forget about that! lets go to krakow! they have the best parties there, plus we can meet all the hot polish chicks!
– im in!
onomatopoeia for sp-ceman spiff’s blasters in his ship firing

former capital of poland
krakow krakow -enemy fighter explodes-

the capital of your mom is krakow.

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