Krasikstan
a small dispirited nation controlled by a series of semi nocturnal burrowing dictators. they’re main export is soviet stocks(weapons, uranium, etc.)
in krasikstan tanks are cheaper than cars or,
my buddy got ied’d in krasikstan.
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