kratos

the main character in the most bad-ss ps2 game g-d of war, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of -ss. trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for ares, you play as him in his journey to kick -ss and kill ares. hes so bad-ss he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. he is the most bad-ss video game character, right up next to solid snake.
kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
probably the most bad-ss character in all of video game history. in his first game, g-d of war, he is sent to dethrone ares, the god of war, hence the game’s t-tle. along his journey he kicks major -ss in epic levels and solves ball-busting puzzles. with the help of pandora’s box he kicks the sh-t out of ares and becomes the new g-d of war. that is where his second adventure starts from.
kratos will own your -ss.
one p-ssed off motherf-cker
sh-t man kratos is p-ssed!
the main character in g-d of war. also a mythological character. he was a spartan warrior who when defeated by barbarians pledged his life to the g-d of war ares. this granted him power that led to him becoming the avatar for ares on earth and kratos is basically a powerhouse until he goes on a killing spree and murders his wife and kids. kratos realizes this deception and sets out to find pandora’s box to defeat ares, which results in the most awesome ending of kratos getting screwed over by the gods of olympus and then becoming the new g-d of war.
kratos is the bad-ss video game character of the year.
the main character from the kick–ss game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares h-tman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he f-cked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
kratos has premature -j-c-l-t–n he lasts 10 seconds til he -j-c-l-t-s in gow 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks -ss
aphrodite:kratos f-ck me!
kratos: im to busy to do that
aphrodite:we can go -ss to mouth
kratos:then yeah!
the ultimate s-x move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.
dude 1: man, things got crazy, and i gave her a kratos…

dude 2: jesus…really?!

dude 1: yeah, she’s gonna be really stiff when she wakes up from the coma…

dude 2: sparta would be proud…
1. kratos-the main character from g-d of war. one f-cked up motherf-cker. in only two games, excluding g-d of war: chains of olympus, he has completely butchered greek mythology. he slaughtered ares, beheaded medusa, impaled perseus, murdered athena, sent icarus to hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the sisters of fate themselves! he found pandora’s box and even changed his own fate! only mess with this guy if you’re aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. in league with chuck norris.
2. kratos-to kratos. to kratos someone is to hammer the living f-ck out of them. other terms to use in place of kratos would be: destroy, eradicate, annihilate, wipe out of existence, or beat the living sh-t out of.
ignorant person: man, kratos sucks d-ck, he blows.
kratos: ahem?
ignorant person: go suck a c-ck.
kratos: (pulls out the barbarian hammer) we’ll see about that.

johnny: it was horrible. chuck norris just came up and kratos’d the guy. all that was left was a dismembered pinky and some sh-t stained briefs.

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