krazy ketchup
f-cking awesomeness. as majestic as a cross between fergie and jesus. every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. he is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. if you ask him about chuck norris, he will simply respond, “never heard of her, but she sounds cute…”
if you look up god in the dictionary, you will see a picture of krazy ketchup.
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