Kregg Rickert
a god that walks amongst men. it has been said he is the love child of a devils three way between zues, aphrodite, and hades. tends to wear mustaches for no reason, loud mouthed, obnoxious, and causes hate and discontent where ever he goes. commonly mistaked for herculese, lou ferrigno, tom cruise or robin thicke
q: who is that amazingly strong and ruggedly handsome man?
a: thats thats kregg rickert
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