Krill

usually a person who
a)smokes a bunch of weed
b)wears v-neck’s
c)constantly at little corner cafe’s

but there are two different types.
the rich ones always wear american apparel, jersey knit v-necks. they are usually really huge jerks, and listen to the more “upscale” indie music. n-body likes them, and everyone calls them emo. usually gay/bi, or at least everyone thinks so. they’re obsessed with their macbook, and making sure they look “fashionable.” which usually means that you copy everyone else. and you read nylon, even though you’re a boy.

the average ones just wear whatever they can find at the salvation army. sometimes they accessorize with hemp baja jackets.
they are usually the trendy ones that everyone like. they don’t shop at hot topic, and they definitely aren’t gay. they just live up life with cappucinos, and awesome marijuana. sometimes they have dreads, but that becomes too hippy-ish, so in order to be a real krill, cut those dreads!

ps
most krill are men. it isn’t cool to be a girl krill.
1 “dude. look in that starbucks.”
2 “woah, his tight v-neck, his skinny jeans, his loose beanie. must be a krill.”
a group of people or a person that is indie or is a hipster.
that coffee shop is full of krill.
another word for crack
i smoke krills
crack cocaine; specifically, individual crack rocks.
used extensively in rhymes by rapper mf doom.
“villain man never ran with krills in his hand, and
won’t stop rockin’ till he clocked in a gazillion grand.”

– mf doom, gazillion ear

“instead, she wants to hear the beatbox
take pills and make fake krills that’s sheetrocks.”

– mf doom, vomitspit

“we hollow krills, she swallow pills
he follow flea collar three dollar bills.”

– mf doom, beef rap

“never seen the sh-t again, but he’s still my dunny
only thing that come between us is krill and money.”

– mf doom, rhymes like dimes

“don’t smoke krill, won’t need topol
if the flouride don’t kill you, then the soap will.”

– viktor vaughn (mf doom), dope skill
krills (or krillz) is the crack

like slang that has “ills” added to everything.
that sucka is on the krills, for rills
bogus, absurd, weird,
jared a:yo dude look at that sh-t
mike t: i know dude sh-ts krill
a fake -ss 5sos fan
“that girl was so krill she thinks luke is the drummer”