Krimstock


one who is capable of growing a beard from the age of 11. later goes on to become a powder g-d, and capable of gnarly sasquatch plummets.
that baby is developing like a real krimstock, hes already got a 5-o-clock shadow. “did you see him krimstock off that rock?”

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