Kris Kringle’s Kringles
the male must first dress up as santa clause. then, -ssuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his t-st-cl-s up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. usually takes place around christmas.
santa came last night! he gave me a kris kringle’s kringles!
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