Krisessed


1. krisessed:

obsession with the actress kristen stewart.

2. krisessed:

combination of “kris” and “obsessed”

3. krisessed:

has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her…

4. krisessed:

dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she’s smoking at the moment.
i dream of kristen stewart every night.. i am a krisessed!

i have the name “kristen stewart” all over my biology notebook! i’m such a krisessed!

my pillow case has a picture of kristen stewart.

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