krisjan


krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. the problem is noone can ever prove a krisjan is in charge of it all.

lives life by a few very simple rules.
1. never punch hookers.
2. only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.
3. always point out that c-nts cause wrecks.
watch out, krisjan’s coming.

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