krista
– a amazing beautiful girl with a high tolerance of dealing with bull sh-t
krista knows who krista is
definition 1: a s-xy b-tch with nice t-ts and a hot booty.
or
definition 2: a good pair of br–sts, with supple feel and amazing texture.
example 1: mclovin: hey man, that’s one of the hottest girls i’ve ever seen.
seth: yeah dude, she’s definitely a “krista”.
example 2: seth: let’s catch a glimpse of those warlocks.
evan: it’s not like they made them smaller, they completely reshaped them and turned them into “kristas”.
woman with the biggest heart, who is loved by many, has many friends who’d do anything for her. krista puts her family first. she is absolutely beautiful inside and out.
she also has the biggest most beautiful hair you’ve ever seen, that can survive a hurricane.
if children could pick their moms, krista would be the one everyone would want.
most beautiful, positive, motivating girl you’ll ever meet! radiant beauty with a smile that lights up your soul. hard-working, social, loving, with a great love of life and family. if you ever need a favor she’ll always have your back. if you ever need a reality check, she’ll give you sound advice. she knows who she is and where she’s going.
i need to be a little more motivated and pull a krista.
a smoking hot little firecracker. an unstoppable bundle of energy with a huge s-xual appet-te and very high standards. intelligent, witty, bubbly and fun. this is the girl, that will turn a s-x-picnic into falling in deep, unending love with her. she will possess your souls always.
if you ever had mind-blowing s-x in a church parking lot…you were with a krista!!
verb
to fight off sleep for no good reason when tired.
the baby was very tired but continued to krista sleep for an hour.
supah s-xy cool
“hey brad whats up? you look so krista today”
“thanks friend!”
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