Kristalyn
kristalyn is a goddess… men fall at her feet. she will captivate you with her dazzling good looks and banging bod. she is a die-hard philadelphia fan and is the only female that is able to make men stop in their tracks at her blinding beauty; but beware she is tough as nails and will beat you if she feels the need.
i wish i was a kristalyn… she is the greatest thing ever.
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