Kristen Stewart

sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. in all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. she can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

thank god kristen stewart had a very minor role in into the wild, i was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.
a ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

also a frequent pot smoker.
“hey, did you see twilight?”

“yea, it was okay. but kristen stewart didn’t really play bella. she just played herself……again.”

“yea, i noticed that too. she acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies……….”
a talentless american actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
“did you see twilight yesterday?”

“yeah…it sucked. kristen stewart…uhg, they just need a recast, for christ’s sake!”
1) plays bella swan in the twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills
when he asked me if i would go out with him, i pulled a kristen stewart and all i could say was “w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!”
crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn’t act if her life depended on it. possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic… and not just when she plays bella swan in the twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. she can’t speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
person 1: “wow, kristen stewart just royally f-cked that movie up!”
person 2: “yeah, she just played herself again…”
person 3:”…does anyone else think she always looks constipated?”
(everyone else): “yep”

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person 1:”well sh-tttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!”
person 2: “it’s from all the pot i bet…”
person 3: “isn’t that supposed to make you more chill?”
person 2: “apparently she got a bad batch.”
person 1: “haha, well she’d get some better drugs if she could act better!”
the most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she’s screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. some people say she’s really pretty, while others say she’s really pale and has buck teeth. also a pot-head. she plays the character of bella “sue” swan of twilight perfectly, mostly because bella swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
mindless fan girl: did you see kristen stewart in twilight? isn’t she just so pretty and talented?
me: what the h-ll are you talking about? she’s a horrible actress, and a pot-head.

mindless fan girl: omg! ur just jealous because she gets to kiss edward!!!111!
me: why the h-ll would i be jealous of her? edward’s a jerk, and he’s ugly. i’d rather bathe in a pool of sh-t than kiss him.
possibly the worst actress ever. she is most known for playing bella swan in the twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). she has also been in: catch that kid, the messengers, and panic room. she is boring and emotionless. she puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn’t deserve her job. she’s just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but kristen stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:tell me about it. i don’t understand why anyone hires her. she sucks!

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