Kristene
a beautiful women inside and out. a women who can carry the world on her shoulders, and still find time to listen to your problems.
she can fix all your issues with just a kiss.
she wears those raybands.
she will and is the best thing that has ever happended to me
kristene just walked in the room, and chris already wants to escort 4 guys for checking her out..
whoa dutch, you going to put a ring on?
thats wifey,
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