Kristi

a woman i know who is incredibly s-xy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they’re jealous and they’re all -sses anyway so no one cares about them. kristi deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i’ll always be her best friend.
me: dude i love kristi

you: who doesnt?

me: stupid r-t-rded f-ckers thats who!
a word used to describe a hott girl.
that girl’s name must be kristi, she is fineeee.
a fun loving person who’s best friend’s name usually starts with a “f”. a person who is a good listener. an attractive lady.
-dude, that chick is such a kristi.
-kristi, you’re awesome!
-wow,my girlfriend is a kristi!
the awesomest person ever, she has the most beautiful eyes and smile. she’s s-xy, sweet, easygoing, and just really fun to be with. frankly the best girl a guy could ever find.
dude, i’m going out with a kristi.
a woman that waited a long time to get what she wanted. a big b–bed, bootied fire princess who sometimes forgets important things like her phone and socks on the couch, but it only makes her more lovable.

a cake decorating queen whose talent is being hidden in the rush hour workplace.
that’s some crazy kristi type stuff right there!
usually outgoing, s-xxy, very athletic, a friend who’s always there, most amazing person ever alive, sweet, kind, hilarious, has a smile that can light up the world, gorgeous eyes, will not let anyone walk all over her, when she walks into a room she makes friends instantly and guys h-t on her like crazy, if a guy thinks he’s in love it would have to be with a girl named kristi!
find a kristi and find one fast before their all gone!
super gullable.
me: “i cant believe she fell for that story about dennis.”

todd: yeah homey white girl over there is a total kristi!”