kristian kessler
1.another name for a person who is laugh your -ss of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. this is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn’t loose.
2.when a man has a 13 inch p-n-s and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. this is pulling a kristian kessler.
wow, did you see the size of that guys d-ck?! he must be a kristian kessler!!!
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