kristiane
kristiane is a girl who’s pretty,smart,tall,kind and positive. everybody loves her and want to know her 😉
all the boys like her and the girls are jealous at her❤️
omg! i want her as my girlfriend!
who?
kristiane❤️
kristiane is a slovenia gay which means eating drek. she eats jozicas and zigas ugly drek. she is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish p-ssy.
she eats so much drek that majdic and kristiane are together.
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