Kroeger
verb: the act of auto-filating one’s self. (giving yourself oral s-x)
chad kroeger: “we’ll i’m going to go to bed and kroeger then have a nap.”
being an expert at whoring
that prost-tute is a total kroeger
n. lead singer for the worst band ever formed. many people who have heard the agony usually slice their p-n-ses off and hurl them towards kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.
s-m-n addict
kroeger: photograph
rest of world and portugal: tighten our nooses
a totally gross -ss douchebag of a man. such as chad kroeger lead singer of nickleback.
characteristics include, thinking you are the sh-t!
that guy hitting on me was such a “kroeger”
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