kroger cart tan
a tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at kroger. the tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the kroger uniform.
joe: jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
jane: i know, don’t you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? i sure do!
“farmer’s tan”
tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at kroger. the tan is everywhere that the kroger uniform is not.
after a long day at work, jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
jack: shyyt, jane, you have a kroger cart tan!
jane: i know, jack, it makes me feel so… s-xy. i love having only my lower limbs tanned.
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