krotty
the slurring of the word karate, often used as an insult.
also used by many pract-tioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.
ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate pract-tioners let the ko’s speak for them.
bill: dude! i got a black belt in karate
bob: no…. you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.
(bob proceeds to kick bill’s -ss)
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