Krystof
1. the americanized spelling of the polish krzysztof.
2. a male of polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, p-ssionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing s-x god… all while remaining unpretentious and humble.
krzysztof polish
i must be the luckiest girl in the world… i’ve finally found my krystof!
Read Also:
- dipshitopia
a state of maximum stupidity resulting from the congregation of dip sh-ts. sorry i’m an hour late. i got stuck in a dipsh-topia on the la freeway.
- macBeth
the most evil, bloddy, cursed and short plays ever written by shakespeare. in the story, lord macbeth meets up with three witches who say he’s going to be king of scotland. macbeth decides to speed the process up a bit and kills the king of scotland, king duncan. as king he starts killing off anyone […]
- Mach 3 Dip
shaving a man’s b-lls, then teabagging a chick. jim gave his girlfriend the mach 3 dip, then dumped a batch of man juice on her t-ts
- Iron Brew
iron brew (as opposed to irn bru, made by barr) is a bright orange sweet drink. it can be bought at the unholy cheap price of 39p for two liters from lidl (other low-budhet supermarkets are available), and tastes almost identical to its barr-made parent, although slightly less fizzy. very tasty. any brand of iron […]
- I rode a horse once
used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person. “i rode a horse once” “what?”