ktizzle
a name for someone who has one or more of the following qualities:
quicker than a cheetah
thin and s-xy, but with a big badonkadonk
runs more than a kenyan
can somehow mention all the muscles in the arm seamlessly in a conversation about something totally different
procrastinates like a pro
makes delicious desserts
gives advice whether you want it or not, and it doesn’t suck
has a vague grasp of history and physics
can drop it low while still maintaining cl-ss
can drop it low while in cl-ss
can’t drop a cl-ss (doesn’t need to cause of all the a’s)
loves their pets more than most family members and friends
is one of the coolest people you know
loses horribly in wii tennis, but still enjoys it
starts off or ends 80% of conversations with “seriously, what the f-ck!?”
understands the perplexing mystery of the magic hologram at the mall
are super good at almost all sports, but their basketball skills need work
yo, did you see ktizzle run that marathon while reciting all the bones in the body!?
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