kuleng
kuleng is the most athletic, loving, gorgeous and intelligent person you will even meet she’s rude but has the biggest heart. she’s sensitive af but can also snap you like a twig if she wanted to, she’s funny and one of the most loyal people on earth. her hate wont over-take her, so if she’s mad at you she’ll still care for you, doesn’t matter if if its 3am in the morning she’ll be there for you. kuleng is extremely dangerous if you don’t play your cards right, she’ll break you if she knows your lying. she loves everyone and hates n-body. her heart is pure and she’s one of a kind. you’re a very special person if you know a kuleng but if she loves/likes you, you’re one one of the luckiest people on earth! kuleng is a very moody person and loves attention, she’s one of the biggest players you will ever meet. she only dates people older than her. she only dislikes hoes (people that flirt a lot). if she tells you she loves you, well thats not rare but if she laughs, shakes her head and calls you an idiot, give her a big hug and thank her cause she’s yours if you do that. she would be the best girlfriend ever
man that s-xy beast must be a kuleng
man she’s fast, she must be a kuleng
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