kumquat
like a date, only platonic. a friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
alice asked me out on a k-mquat – we’re gonna go ice skating!
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someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all s-x is very very wrong.
normal girl: oh my god! you see that hottie!?
k-mquat: -crosses self- you sl-t! jesus loves you! you will rot in h-ll!
one wicked sweet fruit. although it’s actually kind of bitter.
should i have eaten the k-mquat with or without the skin on?
a tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. this yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a d-ckweed was crossed with a p-ssywillow yielding the k-mquat.
what is this a miniature orange? no it’s a k-mquat!
used as an insult.
person 1: hey there!
person 2: shutup you f-cking k-mquat.
a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
that stupid k-mquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! how does that happen?!
it’s when you start doing a squat but then realise that your p-n-s is leaking c-m, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.
guy: hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great -ss!
girl: ohh.. i can’t.. remember last time, you know i get k-mquats when that happens!
substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner’s face; may be fruity in flavour – depends on what materials have been consumed by the k-mquatter earlier.
alternatively, a fruit of the chinese orange kind.
guy 1: man, last night i let out a couple of k-mquats on her face, and i had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking – she’s allergic to oranges.
guy 2: oh no, what happened?!
guy 1: she died.
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