kumquatting
the act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. named after the similarity to a male t-st-cl-.
person 1: “look at that sk-nk, what she doin’?
person 2: “oh, she k-mquatting tonight”
person 1: “look out kanye”
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