Kung Fu high
the feeling one has after watching a movie containing martial arts fight scenes, leaving the viewer endowed with special martial arts abilities and the strong desire to practice them on someone.
the words ‘do not try this at home’ do not make sense to someone who is on a kung fu high.
people on a kung fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.
those on a kung fu high more often than not, do not possess the power of chuck norris or bruce lee but in their mind they are true kung fu masters.
jack: waaaa feel my bruce lee one-inch punch. wapow!
lee: uh oh, looks like jack’s on a kung fu high.
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