Kung-puter Fu-ddhism
a life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by dr. desell.
through his mastery of kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. he then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. on this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.
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