kunkelfruit
described in benjamin kunkel’s novel indecision, kunkelfruit is a magic fruit that, once tasted, grants a person the power to see the entire life history of any product–who made it, how they made it, from what and where–that he or she touches.
did you read that kunkelfruit article on mcdonald’s big mac?
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