kuntarakornkiti
a thot hoe–ss lil tricc n-z-; lil fire emburem elitist supporter of animal husbandry and theorizes that rats are dead n-z- soldier reincarnates, therefore he has a strong affection for the small mammals. he has the face of a greek god if a greek god was a smexi-mexi yaoi seme. like a greek god he believes he is a:
-nohr prince or princess (sword, stone) – upgrades to nohr n-ble (sword, stone, tome) or hoshido n-ble (sword, stone, staff)
-songstress (lance) – only one specialized character
-dread fighter (sword, axe, shuriken) – available via dlc or in special edition
-dark falcon (lance, tome) – available via dlc or in special edition
-lodestar (sword) – special amiibo cl-ss
-vanguard (sword, axe) – special amiibo cl-ss
-grandmaster (sword, tome) – special amiibo cl-ss
-great lord (sword, lance) – special amiibo cl-ss
– dota 2 world-cl-ss player
and his special skill is giving his emotionally traumatized friends a robbie rotten level of beyond holy, very fappable, yaoi chin via a mighty hex that he’s spent his whole life perfecting. he blesses you with this by side-glancing at you with his beady little eyes akin to the very rat he has his gaming mouse inside of as we speak; eyes rich with depths of knowledge and wistfulness. he’s still working to hone and wizen his most iconic skill- calling people cuck and sand n-gg-r and pouring milk first into the bowl then the cereal, that f-cker.
person 1: daddy mike pence yonder i can see a future in which you make my prostate cease to exist with ur fist and i wish to fish out the
will to live
out of your booty
person 1 aka valve corp: -sighs and shakes his head with a humored smirk upon his face- oh; that kuntarakornkiti!
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