kurt vonnegut
kurt vonnegut is an author. he looks like this:
kurt vonnegut is a human. there are 6.5 billion humans on earth, which is the third planet from it’s sun.
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a writer. most famously wrote sluaghter house five, cats cradle. a literarly g-d.
by the way, his son, mark vonnegut, has a wonderful book. it’s called, “the eden express.”
kurt vonnegut is god. he is a better writer then you. he is a better writer then all the other writers that you read.
a god. better than god.
kurt vonnegut is much cooler than you.
a literary genius for whom i would go gay for. the best human being to ever grace this universe.
i would become a fabulous h-m-s-xual for kurt vonnegut.
a really good writer, but not a god. that sorta takes it too far.
my friend recommended galapagos by kurt vonnegut. i enjoyed it, but it didn’t make me want to worship him.
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