kutzak
a dutch word. literal translation: v-g-n- bag.
used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/p-ss off his friends. common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangc-cks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.
a true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
mitch: yesterday i hit kevin in the b-lls, just for fun. he was almost crying.
frank: dude, you’re such a kutzak
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