Kuznetsova
a headcase russian tennis player. not to be confused with safina, dementieva, chakvetadze, petrova, also headcase russian tennis players. weakest 2 time slam champion in tennis history. shows up for 1 slam every 5 years, then disappears into headcasedom. proof that it doesn’t take much to win a grand slam in women’s tennis.
me: svetlana kuznetsova wins the 2009 french open. she is now a 2 time grand slam champion.
world: -laughs-
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