kwank
a chinese martial arts champion.
kw-nks can almost fly, they can jump from any size and make no sound when they land. they can destroy a whole army just using their fists. their greatest power is that they can shoot nuts from their hands and hit whatever they want totally accurate.
since they are so good, they don’t have to care about anything. if anyone messes with them, they are soon to be six feet under.
kw-nk don’t give a sh-t about the great barrier reef
something used to pleasure a female, i.e. d-ld- vibrator or human c-ck
you stick it in your p-ssy and shove it in and out.
something that matts girlfriend buys at a s-x store.
to take a drag.
if you are kw-nking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.
bline up the d-mn splinky, kw-nk that sh-t and p-ss it ova hea.
a term to use to describe a basic b-tch who likes starbucks and yoga pants.
used to described basic chinese girls.
“omg did you just see kelly?” “yeah she just spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her new uggs.” “what a kw-nk”
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