Kwik-E-Mart
two definitions:
the name of the convenience store in the animnated tv series the simpsons.
a generic name for any convenience store, when you can’t think of the name of a specific one.
person a: “is there a kwik-e-mart near here?”
person b: “there’s a seven-eleven down on second street.”
person a: “that works.”
a store from the simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. apu is a mexican smuggler who pretends to be an “indian” and claims that cows are “holy,” along with elephants. you can tell he’s a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.
dang look at apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to “run business.”
omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!
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